Quotes tagged with 'life'

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care.
—Unknown Author life

Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.
—Unknown Author life

In life, it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
—Unknown Author life

People without symptoms who get tested should also visit a cemetery to make sure they aren't dead
—Unknown Author covid life

If your path demands you walk through hell, walk as if you own the place.
—Unknown Author life

A satisfied life is better than a successful life. Because our success is measured by others, but our satisfaction is measured by our own soul, mind and heart.
—Unknown Author life

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
—Unknown Author life

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It simply means your stupidity isn't worth any more of my time.
—Unknown Author life

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
—Unknown Author life

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
—Unknown Author life