Quotes tagged with 'funny'

Old men are ten times more dangerous because they can't run, so they stand and fight to the death and then go have a beer.
—Unknown Author funny life

Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
—George Carlin funny life

Great minds think alike, unfortunately so do stupid ones.
—Sam Elliot funny life

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
—Ricky Gervais funny life