Quotes tagged with 'life'

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care.
—Unknown Author life

Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.
—Unknown Author life

In life, it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
—Unknown Author life

People without symptoms who get tested should also visit a cemetery to make sure they aren't dead
—Unknown Author covid life

If your path demands you walk through hell, walk as if you own the place.
—Unknown Author life

A satisfied life is better than a successful life. Because our success is measured by others, but our satisfaction is measured by our own soul, mind and heart.
—Unknown Author life

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
—Unknown Author life

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It simply means your stupidity isn't worth any more of my time.
—Unknown Author life

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
—Unknown Author life

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
—Unknown Author life

Once you ruin your reputation you can live with total freedom.
—Unknown Author freedom life

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to laugh about when you're old.
—Unknown Author life

The people that you're afraid to offend don't like you anyway, so stop being afraid to stand up.
—Unknown Author life

There's no such things as gay rights, trans rights, minority rights, or even women's rights. There are only individual rights. Either we all have the same rights regardless, or we're just groups of people fighting for special favors from the government and society.
—Unknown Author government life

When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you finally get one of two results: a person for life or a lesson for life.
—Unknown Author life

When someone accuses you of wearing a tinfoil hat, remind them it's better than wearing a blindfold.
—Unknown Author conspiracy life

I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps & how many likes you get on a picture.
—Unknown Author life

Getting older is waking up and thinking you're hungover then remembering... nope this is just who I am now.
—Unknown Author health life

Old men are ten times more dangerous because they can't run, so they stand and fight to the death and then go have a beer.
—Unknown Author funny life

If you want something you have never had, you must he willing to do something you have never done.
—Unknown Author adventure life