All of our Quotes

Getting older is waking up and thinking you're hungover then remembering... nope this is just who I am now.
—Unknown Author health life

Old men are ten times more dangerous because they can't run, so they stand and fight to the death and then go have a beer.
—Unknown Author funny life

If you want something you have never had, you must he willing to do something you have never done.
—Unknown Author adventure life

The older I get, the more l understand why roosters start their day off by screaming.
—Unknown Author life

A good friend knows all your stories, a best friend helped you write them.
—Unknown Author friendship life

The best thing about the good old days was that I wasn't that good and I wasn't that old..
—Unknown Author life

I'm not challenging your authority, I'm denying it completely.
—Unknown Author government

Pay attention to what people say out of anger, they've been dying to tell you that.
—Unknown Author life

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply.
—Unknown Author life philosophy

Loyal isn't who's with you at your celebration. Loyal is who is standing next to you at rock bottom.
—Unknown Author friendship

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for some people.
—Jerry Avenaim philosophy

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.
—Richard Bach life philosophy

Be Prepared.
—Robert Baden Powell / Boy Scout Motto life

The right of way goes to the vessel with the least competent crew.
—Mike Baiocchi sailing

There’s nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.
—B Banksy life

One day you're cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.
—Margot Barber life

I’m a girl from a good family who was very well brought up. One day I turned my back on it all and became a bohemian.
—Brigitte Bardot adventure

We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm. Some of us are on super-yachts. Some have just the one oar.
—Damian Barr life sailing

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you’re told.
—David Barry government

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"
—Dave Barry sailing